Whenever someone offers me a high-five, I panic internally hoping to actually high-five their hand and make a loud slap sound.
Well I’m a dummy because I legitimately thought your name *was* Sarge. (That’d be cool tho.)
OH MAN I WISH THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY NAME! I would sound like such a BAMF—but I’m really not HAHSNORT. Sarge just sounds like an awesome pseudonym, which is why I use it for the interwebz, aha!
Honestly, if I wasn’t so in love with Sarge from RvB, I would change my name to something like markiplierslegs or markiplierspants so that when I follow other Markiplites, it would appear as “markiplierspants started following you” (the joke being now we know where his pants goes, wow I’m lame excuse that).
THERE NEEDS TO BE A GIF OF MARKS REACTION FOR WHEN HE FINALLY BEATS VANISH. BECAUSE THAT IS TRUE HAPPINESS.
I have tags for a reason.
Was this done yet?
Mark in the Year Walk - Part 1 (x)
also enjoy the hair!porn